What If Animals Were Fat?

Think about this with me. What if animals were fat? What if when you would go on African safaris you would see fat animals everywhere? Now, obviously fat animals couldn't survive in the wild because they would either get eaten by other animals, or they would starve to death because they couldn't catch any animals, but what if all animals were actually fat? The world would probably come to an end because all the animals would die because they'd all be too fat to do anything but lay around. There's a reason you only see fat domestic animals. Survival. I guess it would make hunting animals extremely easy though. Anyone could kill an animal then no matter how bad their aim is because the animals wouldn't go anywhere fast. Most likely animals would go extinct, and we would be forced to become vegetarians. How terrible would that be? I know I love my meats and don't want to give them up for anything, so I would hate it if animals went extinct. I'd be miserable, and I'd be cursed to dream of nice juicy steaks every night for the rest of my life. Yeah, I'm really glad animals aren't fat because that would just cause a total worldwide disaster. I'm really thankful God didn't make fat animals. If you're wondering where in the world this came from check out the video below. It's hilarious!